coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

gaytiers:

when people walk really slowly in front of me and then stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to somebody

image

recentgooglesearches:

Is there A little man in my computer typing out all the search results i get

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else